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Can we talk about the jobs, Barack? I’ve been dying to talk to you about the jobs…
Charlie: Hyah! Hyah! Get outtaf here snail! Hyah! Go snail! Go! Hyah!
Mac: Oh my god, salt the snail! Salt the snail! Go!
Charlie: Oh my god. That was a terrible experience for me by the way.
Dennis: Of course, nobody likes salting the snail but she gives you no choice.
Dee: She doesn’t leave you with any options.
Charlie: Horrible thing. I’m all worked up now. I feel bad I feel like maybe… I should have some more wine in a can.
Bro, I can handle my sedatives.